Walk through a spider web = instantly learn Kung Fu
I don’t make typos, I make new words.
Money can’t buy you happiness… But I’d much rather cry in a mansion with a Mercedes parked outside.
Thanks to technology, I’m currently experiencing life at a rate of several WTF’s a minute
What up __________ ! (dont pretend like you’re nice)
"Wow, that is a nice looking pair of Crocs.” - Words never said by anyone